Follow this link to hear the disturbing story of how two research Psychiatrists at the University of Oklahoma in 1962 killed an elephant with 3000 hits of acid. Another proud moment in the history of science.
Don’t feel sorry for me. There are several good things I can say about my life. First of all, my hair grows in to a natural pompadour and you just can’t beat that. Also my wife is beautiful and creative and has not seen fit to leave me for a more handsome man yet. I have two beautiful children who seem to not yet know the truth about me. I maintain a good attitude considering the daily challenge it is to lift the weight of my ever-growing gut. Also I have a few friends who encourage me by living lives that are every bit a sad and desperate as my own. I think it would be appropriate to mention that I have exactly two nipples, and I really believe that is precisely the amount one should have.