- The Littlest Groom. 12 female dwarfs compete for the love of a hunk; well make that a chunk of burning 4 foot 5 inch love. Just when you have accepted this premise, a group of normal sized babes are brought in to compete against the little ladies.
- When Animals Attract. A National Geographic show about mating rituals among animals. It should include plenty of doggystyle.
- Celebrity Spelling Bee. Nothing else needs to be said about this one.
Honestly, you can not parody this. Fox’s New Development team is a load of freaking geniuses.