Can You Name Them All?
posted by Nathaniel @ 9/04/2008 09:49:00 PM
About Me
- Name: Nathaniel Greer
- Location: North Little Rock, Arkansas, United States
Don’t feel sorry for me. There are several good things I can say about my life. First of all, my hair grows in to a natural pompadour and you just can’t beat that. Also my wife is beautiful and creative and has not seen fit to leave me for a more handsome man yet. I have two beautiful children who seem to not yet know the truth about me. I maintain a good attitude considering the daily challenge it is to lift the weight of my ever-growing gut. Also I have a few friends who encourage me by living lives that are every bit a sad and desperate as my own. I think it would be appropriate to mention that I have exactly two nipples, and I really believe that is precisely the amount one should have.
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4 Comments:
At September 5, 2008 9:27 AM ,
Capt. Flipout said...
That's quite a gathering of greatness! But seriuosly, Ron Jeremy?
At September 5, 2008 8:23 PM ,
Nathaniel said...
Joseph Stalin is responsible for the death of perhaps 50 million and you are complaining about Ron Jeremy? Who are you, Capt. Falwell?
At September 6, 2008 7:18 AM ,
jeanetta said...
Is that Stalin? I thought it was Pancho Villa or something.
At September 8, 2008 1:21 PM ,
Kimberly said...
No, Jeanetta... Juan Valdez!
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