I got the finest piece of fan mail that I have ever received today. From a gentleman who refers to himself as, "Stu Dent." It reads:

Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 16:03:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "Stu Dent"
Subject: About your site
To: fatnathan@yahoo.com

Yeah, you don't need a web page. It is useless. Your a city slicker piece of poo, you bird brain. Kiss my country ass.

You too can insult me! Just send it along to fatnathan@yahoo.com.